OK, it’s official. The Cowboys suck.
For all two of you who still had any doubt, the final ballots have been counted (from some suburban municipalities in Ohio) and by a 78-21 margin, the Dallas Cowboys have been deemed to suck (1 % voted for Ralph Nader)
It’s only halftime, and the Philadelphia Eagles have done something that no other team in the 45 year history of the Dallas Cowboys have done. They scored 4 touchdowns in a single quarter (the second). It was, pretty much without a doubt, the worst quarter of professional football I have ever seen.
Parcells is right, this team is stupid. Too stupid to be playing a complex sport like football. Maybe they should try checkers.
I have a couple of other things to mention, but I’ll put them in separate entries to keep it organized.
Any second that Testaverde plays from here on out is a wasted second that Henson could be using to get ready to play in meaningful games in a meaningful season. This season is done. Parcell’s ego is too big to listen to everyone around him who’s saying “play Henson.” He might be the Magnificent, Corpulent Tuna, but right now he’s acting like a petulent child.