Dumping Grounds

Is there any more annoying sound in the whole world than slurping?

I just hate it.

Horns honking and tires locked up on the radio are a close second and third (and should be illegal), but slurping sends me into a near murderous rage. I turn the radio immediately for any coffee commercial. No, I don’t drink coffee. Does the slurping make it taste less like shit? Or do people do it JUST to annoy me?

And soup? What is so difficult about placing the spoon IN your mouth? Why do some people see the need to slurp it, little tiny bit by little tiny bit? It’s gross. Stop it.

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