Archive for August, 2005

Can someone please explain to me why we are in Iraq?

Let’s make a couple of things abundantly clear.

1) I was against invading Iraq from the very beginning. I didn’t have much faith in our ability to handle the post-war phase, so called â??nation building.â?

2) If we are to engage in armed conflict with another nation, I subscribe wholeheartedly to the â??Powell doctrineâ? - attack with overwhelming force, to end the conflict as soon as possible, attack with a clear goal, and with an exit strategy in mind.

That said, why are we in Iraq? If we are there to eliminate the threat of weapons of mass destruction, I think we have failed. Even if there were no weapons programs in Iraq (which I doubt, even to this day) there would have been before long. We have eliminated Iraq, at least in the short term, as a threat to the United States. But we have still failed. Because while we were taking away Saddam’s toys, other countries have become emboldened, knowing that the US had neither the manpower, nor the stomach, for a second simultaneous conflict. Iran is racing toward nuclear weapons. North Korea may have them already (They say that they have them, but I’m sorry, I just have trouble believing anything that comes out of North Korea). Syria may be considering the possibility of starting a program. Pakistan, which already had nuclear weapons, may be even less stable than they were two years ago.

You see, when you are a democracy, you have to pick your battles carefully. Democratic public opinion rapidly turns against war (didn’t anyone in our government ever play Sid Meier’s Civilization?) and it is difficult for a democracy (especially one with a relatively successful economy) to recruit enough soldiers to the military to maintain a force capable of sustaining two major, simultaneous conflicts.

My point is that Iraq was not a war. Iraq was a battle. And while we have won that battle, we continue to lose the war. Islamic countries resentful of our power in the world become fertile breeding grounds for future generations of Jihadists. I don’t have any facts to back this up, only intuition, but I would guess that the best way to assure that a young Arab boy will become a man who hates the Untied States enough to give his own life to the the cause is to have an American soldier kill his father.

Iraq itself, which was proposed by our leaders to be an example, a jewel of democracy in the Middle East, an example that other countries would want to emulate… is in disarray. Bordering on civil war, with a proposed constitution that mandates a state religion, lesser rights for women, and far too much weight given to harsh Islamic law… this is not what the American people imagined in 2002 when our leaders asked for our support for this action.

Which actually leads into my next question… what did we expect? It seems to me that many who supported the action in the first place, and are now against it, were incredibly naive in what they expected this battle to be like. Let’s review American armed conflict over the past 50 years or so…

  • Afghanistan - The jury is still out. You see, we abandoned this job partially completed so we could go pick a fight with Saddam. Bin Laden is still free, and the Afghan constitution, like the proposed Iraqi one, mandates Islam as the state religion, and maintains the sovereignty of Islamic law, even over the constitution itself.

  • the First Gulf war - Largely successful. The goal was to end the Iraqi occupation of Kuwait. You will note that this is the ONLY conflict on this list that strictly followed the Powell doctrine of armed conflict: Attack with overwhelming force, with a clear stated goal of what you are trying to accomplish, and with the end in mind (have an exit strategy before you start).

  • Bosnia - Seriously here… does anyone know what we were doing in Bosnia? Which side we were on? Who were the bad guys? Of course not, we were too busy worrying about who was giving the President a blowjob. Do we know if Bosnia is stable now? Do we care?

  • Sporadic bombings through the Middle East and Northern Africa in the 1980’s - A prime example of â??you hit us, and we’ll hit you back, only a little harder.â? Result? After three decades, Quadaffi is still in power, and proved that you can blow up American soldiers and get away with it, as long as you do not blow up too many, too often.

  • Panama - We did it quickly, with few casualties, and set up a stable government. Almost perfect… except for the fact that we were merely undoing our own mistake, as we had set up Noriega in the first place.

  • Vietnam - 200 years from now, Vietnam will still be the textbook example of how not to conduct a war. Too little power spread over too long a time. We never really lost a single battle in Vietnam, and yet we lost the war. Handily. Result? Communist government in Vietnam; 58,000 American soldiers dead, and scars we still have not healed from.

  • Cuba - A wonderful example of our ability at â??nation-building.â? Everyone remembers that we helped Castro assume power in the first place, right?

Given this track record, why did anyone thing that rebuilding a nation as large and technologically advanced as Iraq was going to be easy? And obviously, everyone did. The American people thought it would be easy, because they expected the job to be accomplished in 24 months. With no casualties. Our leaders thought it would be easy, because they did nothing to convince the public that they were wrong. Then they sent too few people. And too little equipment. Unless they thought it was going to be easy, these actions are completely inexplicable.

My personal opinion is that the current administration saw September 11 as an opportunity to go and finish the job that, in their minds, went unfinished in the first Gulf War. In my mind, in the first Gulf War we simply had a clear idea of what we were there to accomplish, and once we accomplished it, we stopped. This same administration was so in love with our smart bombs, unmanned spy robots, tomahawk missiles and stealth technology that they forgot how to actually win a war. Wars are not won with guns, and they never have been. Truly effective end strategy is about winning hearts and minds of the people, and I am not sure we are doing an effective job of that in Iraq. If you try to win a war with guns, you end up with a decades long insurgency. Just ask Britain, or Russia, they know all about it. Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld and whoever else planned this little escapade forgot that.

Sun Tzu said, over 2,000 years ago… that the first step to defeating your enemy was to make yourself undefeatable. I think that the money and the time we have spent in Iraq would have been better spent on defensive technologies to protect ourselves from this new, multi-threat world. The Cold War model of detente won’t work anymore. You cannot dissuade an enemy from attacking you with assured destruction if that enemy is not afraid to die, or if they are crazy, or if they do not provide any centralized target or infrastructure to strike at.

The insurgency in Iraq is not afraid to die.

The leadership in North Korea is crazy.

Al’Queda provides no centralized target or infrastructure to strike at.

Welcome to war in the the twenty first century.

Quick list of relatively new CDs that are good, but shouldn’t be (and vice versa)

Surprisingly good:

  • Jagged Little Pill Acoustic, Alanis Morissette - what should have been a tired, shameless quest to milk a last few dollars out of a stunning debut that was never improved upon (although Under Rug Swept was actually quite good), is a very nice listen. Except for one really forced ad lib in Ironic, it’s really nothing more than re-done arrangements of the original CD. But it’s done very well. there’s a few spots where Alanis sings â??too many notesâ?, but overall, quite good.

  • Rock Swings, Paul Anka - when this disk was pitched to some record exec, he had to think it was a joke. Paul Anka singing Nirvana? Van Halen? Well, joke or not, Anka can still sing, and the swing arrangements of popular songs is really interesting, and fun to listen to.

  • Little Jr. King, Elvis T. Busboy and the Blues Butchers - OK, it’s not a major release, but I like these guys, so they get an entry. Much more hard core blues than their earlier efforts. To me, that’s a good thing. Less covers of Barry White, more covers of B. B. King and Etta James on this one.

Surprisingly bad:

  • X & Y, Coldplay - Can someone call me when these guys do something that does not sound exactly like their first CD?

  • Don’t Believe the Truth, Oasis - [yawn] see notes for Colplay, except that these guys weren’t original in the first place, they just sounded like the Beatles. With less talent.

Now Playing: â??From the Insideâ? by Linkin Park from the album Meteora

I’m on Google Talk right now.

Google is expected to announce a new service, Google Talk, tomorrow.

Talk has been launched. Go see it at http://talk.google.com. The Google pages include directions on how to get it to run with a variety of thrid party clients… or you can download their client.

I can say that I expect that this announcement will actually happen, because, you see… I’m already on it. And I am such a nice guy, I’m going to let you in on the secret.

First step? Get a Gmail address. I don’t think you need invites anymore, but if anyone does, drop me a line and I will get you one. I have 50 available.

Once you have your Gmail address, you need an IM client that is capable of doing the Jabber protocol. If you are on a Mac, you have a variety of choices. iChat will do it, so will Adium. On Windows, Trillian can do Jabber protocol if you have the appropriate plug in. I am sure there are other programs that will do it as well, but I don’t do Windows, so Google it for yourself.

Something close to these directions were found at: http://www.smashsworld.com/2005/08/im-on-google-talk-right-now.php. Smash’s directions did not actually work for me, but the ones below did.

For iChat, just enter:
Server: talk.google.com
Username: youremail@gmail.com
Password: yourpassword

Note: If you have trouble logging in, turn off â??Secure Messagingâ? and â??Encryptionâ? options.

For any type of GAIM client, including Adium on the OS X:

  1. Add an account, select â??Jabberâ? as the protocol.
  2. Your screen name is your Gmail address, including the â??@gmail.comâ?.
  3. Your password, oddly enough, is your Gmail password.
  4. Server is â??talk.google.comâ?.
  5. Find the option for â??use TLS if availableâ? and make sure it is on. Turn â??Force old SSLâ? and â??Allow plaintext…â? off. The connection port is 5222.
  6. Badda boom, badda bing… you should be able to login.

If you get this working, drop me a message. I won’t be on long tonight, but I should be on most of the day tomorrow. My Google Talk ID is matthew.cave at gmail.com

Hope to hear from you.

Religion IV - Orson Scott Card, Mormonism, and Matters of Faith

Let me apologize for this entry right up front… it rambles. It roams. Depending on your viewpoint, it may or may not ever come to a point. I just had several ideas occur to me, only somewhat related, and they all ended up here.


I have always been a tremendous fan of Orson Scott Card. His most famous character I take my Yahoo! handle from, I have read virtually everything he has ever written, and with only rare exceptions, I have enjoyed it all.

Some of you know that I was a little disappointed in the Alvin Maker series, especially the later entries, as it became more and more obvious to me that it was not a completely original story, but instead a retelling of some portions of the Book of Mormon, and â??The Crystal Cityâ? that Alvin is destined to build is actually a reference to the Mormon temple in Salt Lake City, Utah.

As this dawned on me, I felt betrayed, as Card has always been quite up front about which of his stories were science fiction (Ender’s Game, Speaker for the Dead), which were fantasy (Enchantment, Wyrms) and which were religious retellings of already exiting stories (Sarah, Rebekah, and his forthcoming Women of Mormon series). Card always has a spiritual aspect to his stories, even if it is extremely subtle, and not central to the story at hand (Ender is the son of a Mormon father, after religion is declared illegal, the protagonist in Enchantment is a devout Jew). He’s never seemed to me to have a hidden agenda, though, and for some reason, it annoyed me that the tales of Alvin Maker turned out to be religious allegory, and I didn’t realize that fact until I was 5 books into the series.

Or maybe I was just upset that I didn’t get it from the start.

On my most recent (today, as a matter of fact) trip to Tampa, I decided to take the Book of Mormon as my reading material. Although I have read sections of the BoM, and I have read the Pearl of Great Price, I had never attempted a cover to cover reading of the BoM itself.

So as I awoke from my quick nap following takeoff (what is it about takeoffs that put me to sleep?) I cracked it open and began to read.

Imagine my surprise, as I turned the pages of the First Book of Nephi… I was reading Card’s book, Memory of Earth. It was more than similar, it was blatant. It’s exactly the same story, with the same characters (some of whose names are not even changed), acting in the same ways. I’m not sure why, but I don’t feel as betrayed this time. I guess mainly because I knew Card wanted to tell the stories of his religion to an audience that does not know them well (can you name even one book from the Book of Mormon?). So finding out that he did it in more than one series is not as upsetting. It bothered me less also because I recognized the similarity almost immediately, so when I did figure it out, I didn’t feel dumb.

So the difference was in me, not in Card. Maybe I grew up, maybe I just knew what to expect now. There is far more Mormon imagery in Card’s literature than I ever imagined.

And on the other hand, if you want to read the Book of Mormon (at least the beginning of it), in an expanded form with a few extra plot points, and a more modern writing style, read Memory of Earth.

Here’s a quick reader’s guide… (references to MoE are first, BoM second)

  • the Oversoul = God
  • Nefai = Nephi
  • Basilica = Jerusalem

The general plot of both stories is as follows: the controlling entity (God, the Oversoul) has a crisis, and presents the main character’s (Nephi, Nafai) father a vision in a pillar of fire, and warns him to leave the city (Basilica, Jerusalem) which is soon to be destroyed. The main character is a faithful son, and goes willingly, but his older brother is violent and murmurs against his father. They set up camp outside the city in a valley by a river which the father names for the older son. The younger son is sent back into the town to obtain an artifact that contains valuable family information. The younger son uses all of his father abandoned wealth within the city to obtain the artifact (since they are leaving, what use is the wealth?) and is beaten by the older son upon his return, who still harbors hope that he will inherit, and get to return to his life in the city. While on this mission, the younger son (the main character) kills the keeper of the artifact by cutting off his head with a sword, and then dons his clothes as a disguise to escape the city. This is done at the direct behest of the controlling entity.

At this point I stopped reading to start this entry. I don’t know how long the direct correlation continues, but I’ll let you know. The above plot is exactly the plot of both books. I don’t think I am imagining this.

NOTE: Apparently, if I had ever bothered to read the user reviews on Amazon.com, this link between Memory of Earth and First Book of Nephai is well known. I don’t really see how it could not be, given HOW similar the two works are. Memory of Earth is the first of a series, I have no idea how long the correlation continues… but I know basically where the Book of Mormon is headed, with Nephi’s family reaching the North American continent. The third book in the Memory series has Nafai’s family leaving their planet (Harmony) for another (Earth). So, the correlation could conceivably continue for a long time.

Given that I don’t think Card has ever won one of his many awards for one of his religious retellings (which would be a bit odd, winning an award for a non-original story) I don’t really think I have a problem with it.

And to be honest, that wasn’t what I was planning this entry to be about in the first place. I feel like Arlo Guthrie (â??Which brings us back to Alice… remember Alice? This is a song about Alice.â? — about 7 minutes into the song Alice’s Restaurant)

Before making my realization about Memory of Earth, my intention was for this entry to be about faith. Different people have very different visions of faith, a friend of mine has been known to say that â??faith is not an act of volitionâ? and Soren Kierkagaard felt that faith which needed to be backed any sort off empirical evidence was flawed faith. In effect, it didn’t count.

Kierkagaard’s example of perfect faith is Abraham. For those of you who are not familiar with the story (Abraham did lots of things, this is just one small aspect of his story, which can be found with varying levels of detail, in Genesis, The Pearl of Great Price, and several Suras of the Qua’ran). Abraham was a devout man who had been very blessed, but did have the misfortune to have wed a woman who was barren, and therefore did not have any sons (with his wife, he did have one with a concubine, but that is a matter for another day). This was a matter of some distress for Abraham, and finally, very late in life (and I mean REALLY late in life) God blessed Abraham and his wife Sarah, with a son, Isaac.

Cutting to the climax of the story, God commands Abraham to sacrifice Isaac, as a test of his faithfulness. Although he does not understand why, Abraham prepares to kill his beloved son, until he is stopped at the last minute by an angel, who tells him that he has proven himself a true and loyal servant of the Lord, and he does not have to kill Isaac to prove himself.

Kierkagaard cites this as an example of perfect faith. No reasonable man would do such a thing without explanation, and yet Abraham is prepared to.

This is a faith far beyond what most of us have, and I don’t mind confessing, beyond what I possess. I enjoy reading of physical evidence of the events in the Bible. The fact that there is archeological evidence of a flood in the Tigris-Euphrates river valley strengthens my faith, rather than weakens it. The fact that there are actual records of the life of Jesus, actual evidence of the destruction of the original temple in Jerusalem… those things help me along my path.

Which actually gets me to the main point that I intended to get to in the first place in this entry…

I would not make a good Mormon.

There is no archeological evidence whatsoever that the people detailed in the Book of Mormon ever existed. The epic battles that were fought in (probably) Central and Southern North America have never been found. And get this… The Church of Latter Day Saints admits that they do not ever expect to find any such evidence.

To them, it’s not a matter of evidence, it’s a matter of faith. Evidence would do very little to enhance the belief of a devout Mormon who already believes in these events with all their heart.

I myself would have a difficult time with some of the more esoteric (historical, rather than spiritual) beliefs without some evidence. Yes, I am fully aware of the irony. I happen to subscribe to a religion that claims that the Son of God was born of a virgin, and who rose from the dead following his execution. And yet I seem to have a bit of a problem with the fact that the lost tribe of Israelites might have made it to the American continent. (sigh) No, I cannot explain it. Nor am I going to try.


Side Note: Isn’t it odd how certain messages crop up in your life just when you need them? In the middle of writing this entry, I was watching an episode of Firefly (fantastic show, by the way) which contained the following exchange (Just the tiniest bit of background… Shepherd book is a preacher, River is a profoundly gifted, and equally disturbed, young girl):

[Shepherd Book prepares a meal as he absentmindedly addresses River.]
Book: What are we up to, sweetheart?
River: Fixing your Bible.
Book: River, you don’t… fix the Bible.
River: It’s broken. It doesn’t make sense.
Book: It’s not about… making sense. It’s about believing in something. And letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It’s about faith. You don’t fix faith, River. It fixes you.


That is an excellent summation of what I was trying to say. Faith is not about making sense. Not all the time.

Or, to say the same thing in a considerably darker, more cynical way…

â??Faith means not wanting to know what is true.â?
— Frederich Nietzche

Kierkagaard would have made a good Mormon. Nietzche not so much.

Overheard on a plane approaching Dallas…

â??Whoa… dude… there’s the Astrodome, and they have the roof open.â?

  1. The Astrodome is in Houston… it was clear, but not THAT clear.
  2. The Astrodome does not have a retractable roof.
  3. Of course, they were looking at Texas Stadium.

I bet Tex Schramm rolled over in his grave.

COMPENSATION FROM BAR RAJI DOGO

Dear Sir,

I’m happy to inform you about my success in getting those funds transferred under the cooperation of a new partner from paraguay.

Presently i’m in Paraguay for investment projects with my own share of the total sum. meanwhile,i didn’t forget your past efforts and attempts to assist me in transferring those funds despite that it failed us some how.

Now contact my secretary in Benin his name is JOHN ZIK on johnzik1@yahoo.com ask him to send you the total of $800.000.00 which i kept for your compensation for all the past efforts and attempts to assist me in this matter. I appreciated your efforts at that time very much. so feel free and get in touched with my secretary JOHN ZIK and instruct him where to send the amount to you.

Please do let me know immediately you receive it so that we can share the joy after all the sufferness at that time. in the moment, Iâ??m very busy here because of the investment projects which me and the new partner are having at hand, finally, remember that I had forwarded instruction to the secretary on your behalf to receive that money, so feel free to get in touch with
JOHN ZIK, he will send the amount to you without any delay.

Regards, Bar Raji Dogo .


Anyone who would like to contact JOHN ZIK on my behalf, feel free… you can have the money.

Now Playing: â??Crazy Little Thing Called Loveâ? by Queen from the album Greatest Hits

Interesting news this morning…

I don’t honestly know what this means, but it seems very, very interesting… may be a bit early to even call it â??promisingâ?.

Crocodile blood may yield powerful new antibiotics

Now Playing: â??That’s Rightâ? by Lyle Lovett from the album The Road to Ensenada

A trip to the vet

I had to take the newer of my two dogs to the vet this morning for a full battery of shots (I was assured that he was up to date when I got him, and I believe he was) but I could not get any paperwork to confirm that fact.

And I have a simply BRUTAL travel schedule upcoming, and no place would board or train Tully without all that paperwork. So… he had to get vaccinated again.

I passed the same neighbor on the way out of my alley, and on the way back. When I came back, he flagged me down.

It seems he had to put his dog of 14 years to sleep last night, and wanted to simply say hi to Tully. I’ve gotten some weird looks relaying the story at work today, but I didn’t think it was odd at all. He was obviously upset. Tully was more than willing to trade some affection for some attention.

I cannot even imagine what that day will be like. But hopefully, it’s a long way off.

On other subjects… still no squirrel. The trap is working EXACTLY as well as I expected it to.

I replaced the focus knob on my telescope with a little item that I had actually received for my birthday and never installed. It was quite a chore installing it (which none of the online reviews had mentioned) but once I got it on, it worked like a charm. Took a few pictures of the moon last night, but since it took so long to get the new knob installed, it was just about to disappear over the horizon, so I took every short cut in the book, and the pictures showed it.

But I figure even bad practice is better than no practice at all, so when the clouds break, I’ll be ready to try again.

Updates of various sorts

No. No squirrel yet.

Despite back pain, I ran 4 and a half miles this morning. Actually had my back feeling pretty good. Until I had the misfortune to sit in a horribly uncomfortable conference room chair during a meeting. Then the daggers were back.

I have purchased a new mattress, so hopefully the back pain is on the way out. And whether or not it works, that is probably a subject for another entry. It should show up next Wednesday.

A kind neighbor of mine gave me a bag of dog treats that were too big and hard for her dog. I figured, GREAT, that ought to keep mine busy for a little while, so I gave one to Tully.

He swallowed it. Whole. No chewing.

This boy does not understand the concept of savor the flavor.

On the bright side, Delaney does not luxuriate over her food anymore. It has become clear to her that if she does not eat up quickly, he is going to steal it from her. Both of them diving in (to their own bowl) when I feed them is not something I am going to discourage… it’s awfully convenient.

If anyone has a lead on a dog treat the size of a basketball, so he cannot swallow it whole, I’m all ears.

Day 1 - Me vs. the squirrels

OK, so it’s not day 1. Those of you who know me well know that I have a somewhat… unhealthy problem with squirrels. They have caused damage in my house, and cost me a lot of money.

I don’t find them cute, I don’t find them cuddly, I don’t find them endearing or entertaining.

I find them to be rats, with a special dose of public relations granted them by Satan himself.

I hope they die. All of them. I don’t care about the implications to the ecosystem.

And today, I took yet another step to eliminate them from my neighborhood. I have put a live trap out behind my house. (Yes, it captures them alive… what happens to them after I catch them won’t be detailed here, and is an exercise left to the reader’s imagination)

I don’t honestly expect it to work, although the person I borrowed it from insists that it has worked in the past (and even expressed some surprise that the bones from the last victim were not still inside [I didn't leave them in there... don't write ME the hate mail])

I’ll update the success (or, as expected, lack of) as it happens.

So far, the closest thing I have had to a success lately against rodentia has been a confirmed kill of a rat (a BIG f-ing rat, with a… never mind, does anyone remember that joke?) yesterday. He was quite impressive, and the rat was quite dead.

Now if I can train him to catch squirrels…

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