Dec 22nd, 2005
Spoilers
Norman was his mother. Or she was dead. Or something like that.
Bruce Willis is dead, too.
Wash dies.
She’s really a guy.
The Grail is not a cup. (Oh, I don’t care if the movie is not out yet… hasn’t everyone on Earth read this book?)
Little Anakin becomes Darth Vader.
Hell, I don’t know if Andy did it or not… the movie never says.
Taylor was on Earth all along.
Verbal was Keyser Soze.
Rosebud was a sled.
It’s his wife’s head in the box.
How could anyone spoil the Matrix? I’m still not sure what happened.
Wallace dies at the end.
His best friend was his dad? Or something like that?
Rocky loses.
Rocky wins.
Rocky loses, then wins.
Apollo loses, then Rocky wins.
At this point, I lost track.
The butler did it.