Archive for August, 2006

The Lessons of History

â??Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.â?
- George Santayana, Life of Reason, Reason in Common Sense

Let’s talk about a war. Let’s talk about a war in which the greatest power the world has ever known, despite winning far more battles than it lost, was defeated. Defeated by logistics. Defeated by being overextended because of multiple conflicts. Defeated by the inability to move soldiers across the ocean quickly enough. Defeated by an insurgent army who had advantages of local terrain. Defeated by an army dedicated to religious ideals.

It’s not a quick conflict. It was expected to be, by everyone in the world. But it doesn’t work out that way. It drags on, and on, and on. It’s expensive, economically and politically. It leads to widespread public protests against the war.

It had its share of atrocities, committed by both the occupying force, and the natives of the land. Bloody massacres of civilians, sneak attacks on soldiers from behind every tree.

The war is as costly for the victorious defenders as it is for the defeated invaders. The country teeters on the verge of civil war for years. The first government proves to be too weak, and fails. It is only the second government, formed 8 years after the war (14 years after the original invasion) that finally takes hold. Even that government collapses in the bloodiest civil war the world has ever known.

The new government has religion at its very core. Every founding document of the new government mentions God. The new leaders are sworn in with their hand on sacred texts. Leaders who are not of the majority religion have virtually no chance of being elected, and only very rarely are there leaders selected even from the minority branch of the all but state religion. Many policies are enacted (some even against the majority of the electorate) because of pressure from conservative religious leaders.


No matter how hard I tried… everyone knows that I am not talking about Iraq. I’m talking about the American Revolution. Most Americans have forgotten that it took us 6 years to defeat the British. Even more have forgotten that it took 8 years following the end of the war for the Americans to come up with a workable government. The first one was a dismal failure.

But across the nation, our representatives, our Leaders, and, to be fair, a majority of the people… thought that Iraq would be easy. The invasion would be easy. Setting up a new government would be easy. After all, it was easy for us, right?

We pride ourselves on being the foremost experts on democracy and representative government in the whole world. And yet, we thought it would be quick and easy to introduce it to an entirely new culture, with no history of knowing what it means to vote (and yet they had a far greater turn out in their first election than we did in any recent Presidential election).

On the other hand, we do have experience in setting up new governments, so called â??country building.â? We have tried it in Cuba, Panama, and most recently in Afghanistan. We had to go in and fix our problems in Panama, the new Afghan regime is in the process of collapsing, and I think we all know what happened in Cuba.

And yet, somehow, we thought it would be easy. We were wrong. We didn’t listen to the lessons history tried to teach us. It’s not easy, and it’s not going to get any easier.


And now, I’m going to go back to writing something non-controversial, like religion.

Looks a little different around here…

Obviously I have rolled out a new look and feel.

There were several reasons for this.

  • The amount of comment spam (note: I received 11 while composing this post) I was getting was getting to be completely unmanageable, so I upgraded MovableType to get the latest and greatest spam fighting tools. The old template was broken in the new version.
  • Now I have a search results page.
  • I removed my name from every page, as it had become entirely too easy for someone I had just met to learn a little more about me than I was comfortable with.
  • I was tired of looking at the old page.
  • The new style validates. As a web professional, several people had ridiculed me for the number of HTML errors in the old format.
  • It was too damn hot today to go outside.

Hope you like it.

Please help stop the surveillance bills currently in Senate committee

All of the following content is directly from the EFF website. They said it as well as I could.

Please visit their Action Center for how you can make your voice heard. Since most of my readers are in Texas, it is important to note that John Cornyn is on the relevant committee.


â??The White House and Senator Arlen Specter (R-PA) have come to a sham compromise that would sweep the NSA’s illegal spying program and any further government surveillance under the rug, shuffling legal challenges out of the traditional court system and into the shadowy FISA courts. This bill would stack the deck against anyone suing to stop illegal surveillance such as the wholesale violation of the Fourth Amendment alleged in EFF’s suit against AT&T.

The Judiciary Committee will likely vote on this bill soon, and possibly an even worse bill authored by Senator Mike DeWine (R-OH). Check below to see if your Senators are on the committee — if they are, please call them immediately and tell them to reject these proposals.â?


Yes, I have called and spoken to a staffer for Sen. Cornyn. You can register your call at the EFF site. There is more background available. The staffer was non-committal to Sen. Cornyn’s view on these bills, so more calls are definitely needed to indicate his constituents’ displeasure at legalizing wiretapping American citizens without a warrant.

Things that are not punishable by death, but should be

  • Throwing a cigarette butt out your automobile’s window. You have an ashtray, why don’t you fucking use it? Oh, I know why… because cigarettes smell like a monkey’s ass, and you don’t want to smell that shit in your car.
  • Having a web page with background music.
  • Having a web page that makes any sound at all unless I click on something that clearly indicates that it’s going to make noise. (Do you hear me, ESPN? I hate your damn Motion video on your home page.)
  • Letting your children run free in a restaurant. If they physically touch any patron, or touch any other patron with food, you should have waived your opportunity for a trial. Instant death.
  • Opening your car door into another vehicle in a parking lot.
  • Parking so that you take up multiple spaces (bad parking should only be punishable by public caning, death is reserved for the people who do it on purpose)
  • Poor spellling and bad grammers. (Yes, that’s a joke)
  • Typing â??Uâ? for â??youâ? on a full sized keyboard. I will grant that cell phones are inconvenient enough to type on that this MIGHT be OK. But only in text messages typed on a cell phone.