Go get any magazine targeted at women. I saw this in “Playbill” while watching the already mentioned really bad musical.
Find the ad for Ambien (I am sure that there is one there… they advertise like crazy), even AmbienCR will do. Heck, if you are in a pinch, find the ad for Lunesta.
These are all glorified sleeping pills.
Now, check the required listing of side effects.
Look closely.
“Drowsiness”
Since these side effects are based on what was reported during the clinical trials… some idiot took a sleeping pill, then complained that it made them sleepy. Or possibly the manufacturer wanted to warn people that their sleeping pill might possibly make you sleepy, in case they couldn’t figure that out for themselves.
Good Lord, people are stupid.
So, the the nature of livening things up… here’s a really funny blonde joke.
Dear Sir,
I’m happy to inform you about my success in getting those funds
transferred
under the cooperation of a new partner from paraguay.
Presently i’m in Paraguay for investment projects with my own share of
the
total sum. meanwhile,i didn’t forget your past efforts and attempts to
assist me in transferring those funds despite that it failed us some
how.
Now contact my secretary in Benin his name is JOHN ZIK on
johnzik1@yahoo.com ask him to send you the total of $800.000.00 which
i
kept for your compensation for all the past efforts and attempts to
assist
me in this matter. I appreciated your efforts at that time very much.
so
feel free and get in touched with my secretary JOHN ZIK and instruct
him
where to send the amount to you.
Please do let me know immediately you receive it so that we can share
the
joy after all the sufferness at that time. in the moment, Iâ??m very busy
here
because of the investment projects which me and the new partner are
having
at hand, finally, remember that I had forwarded instruction to the
secretary
on your behalf to receive that money, so feel free to get in touch with
JOHN ZIK, he will send the amount to you without any delay.
Regards,
Bar Raji Dogo .
Anyone who would like to contact JOHN ZIK on my behalf, feel free… you can have the money.
Sometimes, the surreal is just plain funny.
Bonnie Tyler would be proud
The only thing that would make this better is midgets.
I’m sure that this is a typo, but I don’t have any idea what it was SUPPOSED to say.
Yet more living proof that people have far too much time on their hands:
It’s a question that has taxed generations of the finest minds in physics: do humans swim slower in syrup than in water? And since you ask, the answer’s no.
Now Playing in
iTunes
:
Cocaine by
Hoyt Axton
This is my very first post that actually has a link to the iTunes music store. If you plan to buy anything, click my link please. I’ll get a nickel. 
(iTunes links to the store, The artist links to Google. I’m still trying to figure out how to link directly to an artist or album.)
I’ll admit it. Most internet humor isn’t, well, funny.
However, these two links are the funniest things I saw, well, today.
E-mail Addresses It Would Be Really Annoying to Give Out Over the Phone (be sure to check out his other lists as well)
Rules for Posting
An election year tribute to Woody Guthrie and his classic patriotic song (although that is not the way he meant it, in the initial writing it was FAR more a protest song, subsequent recordings left out the most controversial verses), this version is sung by “George W. Bush” and “John Kerry.”
I know these guys servers are slammed. There’s a reason. Trust me it’s worth it. Keep hitting “reload.”
Why am I afraid this is really the way that the campaign will go?
Enjoy.
For those of you who did not like my last musical entry, I apologize.
Perhaps this is more your style.
(first seen at Gordon’s Blog.)
I should say something funny to introduce this link… but words escape me. Just click.