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Jul 2nd, 2008

Twitter Updates for 2008-07-02

  • I’m sorry, but if you have “migraines” two times a week… something is seriously wrong, and you need medical attention. #
  • Not every headache is a “migraine” and people who say that they are irritate me. #

Jun 26th, 2008

Twitter Updates for 2008-06-26

  • How come NTB can’t ever get the balance right on my tires the first time, but almost always the second time around? #

Jun 25th, 2008

Twitter Updates for 2008-06-25

Jun 20th, 2008

Twitter Updates for 2008-06-20

  • TX license plate 11Y SJ7 - asshole spewing garbage and beer cans all over southbound 35W #

Jun 14th, 2008

Twitter Updates for 2008-06-14

  • Is there a city in the whole United States that has worse traffic flow than The Colony, Texas? #

Jun 12th, 2008

Twitter Updates for 2008-06-12

  • Here’s hoping there’s a special Hell for those who drive on shoulders and exploit HOV lanes. #

Jun 8th, 2008

Twitter Updates for 2008-06-08

  • just landed in Houston. #

Jun 6th, 2008

Twitter Updates for 2008-06-06

  • The only thing worse than waiting for a late flight in an airport is waiting with almost no air conditioning. #
  • How long before someone posts a calculator of how much $$$ Amazon is losing for each minute of downtime? #

Jun 3rd, 2008

Twitter Updates for 2008-06-03

  • Is there anything more frustrating than entering a cab and hearing, “I don’t know my way around here… which way would you go?” #

May 30th, 2008

Twitter Updates for 2008-05-30

  • Spending your day off waiting for delivery folks who have now missed their window sucks. #
  • Doing it when you have not bothered to move food to your new house sucks worse. #
  • There are freaking squirrels EVERYWHERE over here. Going to have to train a new neighborhood :-) #
  • they finally showed up, so now I am trying out the new neighborhood Taco Bueno #

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